Anyone!!!

Someone come buy my house!! Ok, so I know that the market has slowed a lot, and I know that houses don't get shown as much when it's 112 degrees outside, and I know to be patient when your house is on the market. I'm a realtor, this is all common sense to me. Is that the case when it's my own house on the market?? HELL NO!!! No showings yet!! So what if this is only the 3rd day on the market, and it's only 9 am. Someone come see my house, fall in love with it, and buy it!! (Full price offer would be even better!)