I feel stupid.

Here I am, trying to write my resume so that I can rejoin the hordes that trudge off to work once the little kiddies return to school and imagine my horror as I realize, I don't know what the hell I used to do!! I have been out of the work force long enough that I can't remember what I used to do in the office!! How pathetic is that? I even called my sister and asked her what she does all day, assuming that it would remind me of my prior office duties. (turns out I was right, but still, how pathetic!)